Did we know this story? (from Newsday):

"Isringhausen nearly killed himself during spring training in 1993 when he was climbing up the side of an apartment building -- drunk -- and fell three stories, landing on his head. He needed 22 stitches to close the gash in his head, and he also cracked his sternum and broke both of his big toes. Doctors told him he was lucky to have been so intoxicated because it helped relax his body. Otherwise, he might have been killed."

Climbing up the side of an apartment building???????? That's pretty drunk.