unless......unLESS......UNLESS THAT WAS AARON BOONE IN DISGUISE AS MICHEAL DOLEAC COMING OUT OF NOWHERE TO DROP 18 POINTS AGAINST THE HEAT LAST SATURDAY AT THE GARDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously, with no stats to back me up, i make the claim that modern professional athletic training has left modern athletes far more succeptible to their beer-drinking, cigarette smoking ancestors.

as biz pointed out, john vadner waaal tore his acl recently....shoveling snow from his yard.

also, aaron boone looks like johnny knoxville who looks like josh duhamel from 'win a date with tad hamilton'

just sayin' tho.