let me see if i have this str8, future middle reliever jose contreras, sorry-ano through only 2004, and a catching prospect for the best player in baseball. ahhhh, ok, i see.

yo, bro, i don't see why da yanks stop deah. let's get this maddux guiy and pop him in for middle relief, and i love that ziti kid, he's a paison, he'd make a great emergency start-uh. is jay-z lopez still avail-ah-bull to back up posadah? what de fuck, bro, what are the yanks doing. i'm worried about dis year, bro, not enough talent. whatevuh, now with dat faig petit gone we have money to spend for a midseason trade.